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Marathon MaskApril 25, 2010

Marathon MaskToday is the 2010 Virgin London Marathon, and yet again it looks set to be a scorcher.  But rather than slather your face and neck in sun-block, only for it to wash off with sweat, you could simply wear one of these.  This is known a Sun-Block Towel Face, and yes it does exactly what it says on the tin.  According to the inventors, ‘the eye, nose, and mouth slits…  allows users to see, speak, and breathe easily’.  The trouble is no-one will know it’s you pounding those pavements!  US7051371  Sun Mask Towel (Tobin, McAndrews).

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St George's Day BeersApril 23, 2010

Beer DeliveryIt’s St George’s Day!  During the 15th Century, today would have been a National Day of feasting and merriment in England, on a par with Christmas.  Until the campaign to make this day a Bank Holiday has been approved, fly those St George’s Cross flags with pride, and crack open a cold one.  This invention is just the ticket to make those Friday post-work beers taste that little bit sweeter.  A remote control beer delivery truck – no need to walk to the fridge again!  US6857930 Remote Control Toy Vehicle (Lawley).

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Volcano BlowApril 22, 2010

Volcano 2We can only feel sorry for those poor people stranded in Barbados for the past week, being forced to spend a bit more quality time at the poolside bar.  And all thanks to a pesky volcano that decided to puff out clouds of ash.  Well this invention, devised by Rockwell Collins Inc, might have saved them from such a terrible fate a little earlier.  The invention ‘relates to systems and methods for detecting volcanic ash clouds, volcanic plumes and/or volcanic eruptions from airborne platforms’.  The device can therefore detect an eruption, and alert aircraft to alter their flight paths accordingly.  US7383131 Volcanic Ash Cloud and Eruption Detection System (Woodell, Wey).

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The One that Got Away…April 17, 2010

The one that got away

Have you ever set eyes on someone across a crowded bar, but been too chicken to walk over there and hit them with your finest chat-up line?  Don’t let them just walk on by… zap them with this ingenious device that does all the chatting up for you.  US6799035 Apparatus and Process for Sending Personal Information (Cousins).

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Snotty SleeveApril 16, 2010

Nose Wipe

Were you always told as a child not to wipe your snotty nose on your sleeve?  With the pollen out in force at this time of the year, those poor hayfever sufferers seem to permanently have to have a Kleenex in hand.  This invention keeps those hands free, and those sleeves snotty!  Originally designed for skiers, we think it could be used by anyone with a sniffle.  US4536889 Face and Nose Wiper Holding Device for Skiers (Taylor).

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