Facial HoistDecember 31, 2009
After devouring an endless supply of turkey and christmas pud over the festive season, it does seem unfair to have to don a frock and look pretty in time for New Year’s Eve. Suffering from fine lines and facial puffiness, and a bit too late for botox? Why not give this invention a try. It comprises “a tensioned strap which is placed on the head and has ends adhesively attached to the wearer’s face”, and incorporates tension adjusting means to really define those cheekbones. Instant face lift, no surgery needed! US4995379 Instant Face Lift (Brooks).
With some parts of the UK experiencing yet more of the white stuff, we don’t want those with rain and drizzle feeling left out. So here is the answer! This inventor has devised a plan to allow snowman construction without the need for the snow part. Mr Frosty comprises “a refrigeration assembly for pumping refrigerant through a conduit whereby the conduit is cooled by the refrigerant to freeze the moisture in the air and provide the form assembly with the appearance of being made of snow.” Perfect whilst enjoying a BBQ on Bondai. US7178342 Instant Snowman (Knapp).